Tuesday, September 22, 2009

You Know You're on a Diet When...

...not eating cookies is an accomplishment of a magnificent degree.

Also, when oily, decadent, stab-out-your-eyeballs-yummy focaccia bread, is STILL not getting eaten by you.

Good Job, You.

"You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers."

-Albert Einstein (not kidding, he did actually say this).