You Know You're on a Diet When...

...not eating cookies is an accomplishment of a magnificent degree.

Also, when oily, decadent, stab-out-your-eyeballs-yummy focaccia bread, is STILL not getting eaten by you.

Good Job, You.

You Know You're on a Diet When...

...you would pull out all of your hair, and give up the use of your right arm for a whole week, just to have a Thai food feast without the ample amount of calories that come along with it.

Mmmmm... Massaman tofu with coconut milk and raw peanuts.

Just drooled. yep, totally drooled.