You Know You're on a Diet When...

...not eating cookies is an accomplishment of a magnificent degree.

Also, when oily, decadent, stab-out-your-eyeballs-yummy focaccia bread, is STILL not getting eaten by you.

Good Job, You.

You Know You're on a Diet When...

...you would pull out all of your hair, and give up the use of your right arm for a whole week, just to have a Thai food feast without the ample amount of calories that come along with it.

Mmmmm... Massaman tofu with coconut milk and raw peanuts.

Just drooled. yep, totally drooled.

You Know You're on a Diet When...

...SmartDogs (soy hot dogs) are not only SCRUMPTIOUS, but a go-to protein.

(45 Calories and 9 grams of protein?! For that I would fashion a SmartDog necklace just so I have access to them all day long.)

Also, Whole Wheat Light RyVita Crispbread- normally a cardboard excuse for a cracker.
Now? Absolute YUM.

You Know You're on a Diet When...

... you think splurging is eating FOUR (yes, that's FOUR) brown rice cakes.

And then afterward, when at the gym, you begrudgingly count the seconds as each calorie goes by- subsequently regretting each of those four brown rice cakes.

You Know You're on a Diet When...

... the 2 Vitamin C chewable tablets you eat, start tasting like candy.

Also, when afterward, you check the calories in each of those bad-boys.
(And it's 6, in case you were wondering).